Jimmy meets....

Ggggggood day to you it's Jiiiiiiiiiiiimmyyyyy Hill here for the first in a session of classic interviews conducted by myself Jiiiiiiiiiiiimmyyyyy Hill. First up is someone i have admired for a long time in his area of expertise, its the actor who used to play Audrey Roberts husband in Coronation Street, back from the dead.

Alf Roberts

J: The actor who used to play Audrey Roberts husband in Coronation Street, w,w,w,welcome to JimmyHill.co.uk, a big chin up to you for coming back from the dead for this interview.

AR: Thankyou very much Mr Hill, would you like a pound of sausages with that?

J: No thank you although i always do admire a man who can produce a pound of sausages from nowhere, especially someone so soon back from the dead. Now talking of the new offside rule do you think that ordinary spectators such as I Jiiiiiiiiiiiimmyyyyy Hill did at Highbury should indeed take to the field and try to officiate a game of this sport we call football?

AR: Couple of juicy chops for Mrs Hill's dinner?

J: And as thoughts turn to the incident in Euro '88 involving Ruud Gullits dreadlocks and Gary Linekers player of the tournament award, would you say, that FIFA the worlds governing body has this sort of behaviour suitably under control?

AR: Tin of beans?

J: Alf, it's been a pleasure.

AR: Thank you very much that'll be £2.54.